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>> ROOM SERVICE: Morny, rune sore-bees.
>> HOTEL GUEST: Oh sorry, I thought I dialled room service.
>> RS: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to odor sunteen?
>> HG: I'd like some bacon and eggs.
>> RS: Ow July then?
>> HG: What?
>> RS: Aches. Ow July them? Pry, boy, pooch?
>> HG: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Scrambled please.
>> RS: Ow July thy baycome? Crease?
>> HG: Crisp will be fine.
>> RS: Hockey. An Santos?
>> HG: What?
>> RS: Santos. July Santos?
>> HG: Ugh... I don't know... I don't think so...
>> RS: No? Judo one toes?
>> HG: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know what
>> judo-on-toes means. I'm sorry.
>> RS: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eenglish mopping we
>> bother?
>> HG: English muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast!
>> Fine. An English muffin would be fine.
>> RS: We bother?
>> HG: No. Just put the bother on the side.
>> RS: Ward?
>> HG: I'm sorry. I mean butter. Butter on the side, please.
>> RS: Copy?
>> HG: I feel terrible about this but...
>> RS: Copy. Copy, tear, mill, Jews. Plane 'otter. Woodoo want sum?
>> HG: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.
>> RS: One Minny. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease
>> baycome, tossy, eenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
>> copy. Rye?
>> HG: Whatever you say.
>> RS: Hockey. Tenjewberrymud!
>> HG: You are welcome.
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kirson
2006-02-24 16:32:10
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